There’s only one perfect candidate for President when 2012 comes around. He’s right on every issue. He’s brilliant, but humble. And there’s no way he’ll run.
But one of the things that I do like doing from time to time is to ponder who I’d choose for various posts in a Hoy administration cabinet.
Here, for a start, is just a few people I’d choose if the American people were to go full stupid a second time and elect someone who’s clearly unqualified to be president to the nation’s highest office.
Secretary of State: John Bolton
Attorney General: Andrew McCarthy
Director of OMB: Rep. Paul Ryan
Treasury Secretary: Donald Luskin
Secretary of Defense: Rep. (Col.) Allen West
EPA Adminstrator: Bjorn Lomborg
Energy Secretary: Gwyneth Cravens
Education Secretary: Michelle Rhee
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