We've got a two-fer. Idiot No. 1 is Iranian Preisident Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who today expressed his desire that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon die.

I think I can speak for Sharon and many Israelis and Americans by saying: "Right back at ya!"

Idiot No. 2 is broadcaster Pat Robertson who suggested that God caused Sharon's stroke because he'd withdrawn from thge Gaza strip.

In situations like this, I think God would be using lightning rather than Robertson's big mouth if that was the message he wanted to communicate to Sharon.

Which prompts another question, just who in the mainstream media has the garbage job of watching the "700 Club" for Robertson foot-in-mouth maneuvers?