If this report is accurate, it's funny/sad. If it's inaccurate it's just funny.

When Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad got an anonymous text message suggesting he didn't wash enough, he did not take it lying down.

He fired the president of the phone company, had four people arrested, took other legal action and accused those involve of conspiring with the Israeli foreign intelligence service Mossad, according to the Iranian opposition website Rooz Online.

Ahmadinejad's rhetoric stinks to high heaven, it should come as no surprise that he smells too.