I was checking out propagandist Michael Moore's Web site the other day and was surprised to find a page on how to help the soldiers. I was surprised, but then I took a closer look.

Moore's "help" to the soldiers includes offering to send them free copies of his books or movies. I would encourage every soldier to request one and use it for warmth on a cold desert night.

Other "help" includes how to pre-emptively apply for conscientous objector status in the event of a new military draft and an e-mail address so you can write Moore with your complaints about the military.

If that's helping the troops, then who needs murderous terrorists?

More Moore: On various pages of his Web site, like this one, Moore has a box encouraging people to "Check out the real news..." It contains a link to this "real news" Web site. Maybe that explains some things...