Sometimes I wish I'd been struck in the head with a sledgehammer hard enough to make me believe crazy things could happen in this world -- I'd be able to predict things like this.

Talk about a waste of time. Seriously, if the Saudis are going to sue us in United States' courts over Sept. 11, then their lawyers must be smoking crack while shooting up heroin and drinking Everclear. I can just imagine an American jury's response to this -- and don't think that their lawyers won't be sharing some of the ire.

If these lawyers are smart, they certainly won't be working on a contingency basis.