Today’s global warming scaremongering brought to you by LiveScience.com:

Even if humans stop producing excess carbon dioxide in 2100, the lingering effects of global warming could span the next millennia. The results? By the year 3000, global warming would be more than a hot topic - the West Antarctic ice sheet could collapse, and global sea levels would rise by about 13 feet (4 meters), according to a new study.

I’ll do the math for you: 989 years. If our great-great-great-great-… grandchildren haven’t invented flying cars, transporter beams and terraformed Mars by the year 2900, then it’s their own d*** fault.

Seriously, if this is true, then why worry?

And you know it’s not true. How? Well the next four words in the article tell you it’s all a bunch of bolshevik storytelling.

Using a computer model

We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog-reading.