Al Qaeda's No. 2, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, released another dull videotape yesterday -- and showed that he's qualified to write on economics for The New York Times op-ed page.

Our message to you is clear and unequivocal:You will not be saved unless you withdraw from our land, stop stealing our oil and our resources [Fox News translated "resources" as "wealth"], and cease your support of the corrupt (Arab) rulers.

We don't steal your oil, you idiot. We buy your oil. And if we stopped buying your oil, you'd have no wealth.