A friend of mine sent me an e-mail that's making the rounds on the Internet. Unfortunately, it's one of those things that everyone believes is too good to check.

Everyone seems to make fun of President Bush and his use of the English language. However, if the truth be known, he is NOT the only one who says things that make little to no sense at times - check for yourself......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry

None of these were actually uttered by Kerry. The first is a paraphrase of comments Bush said (follow the link for details), and the rest are all comments made by former Vice President Dan Quayle.