From Peter M. Hekman of San Diego, in The San Diego Union-Tribune re: nuclear power. Read the whole thing, but this is the paragraph that won it:

I can factually state that more people died in the back seat of former Sen. Ted Kennedy’s car than have ever died as a result of an accident in a U.S. commercial nuclear power plant – ever.

Congratulations, Mr. Hekman. Sorry, but there is no cash prize with this award.