It's like a Garth Brooks song

Matthew Hoy
By Matthew Hoy on July 3, 2007

Today I turn 35 years old and there's no words of wisdom or assorted platitudes that come to mind, just a line from a Garth Brooks song:

"I'm much too young to feel this damn old."

As always, gifts to mark this solemn occasion can be delivered in the form of cold, hard credit cards by using the Paypal or Amazon Honor System links in the sidebar. For those of you who feel more comfortable purchasing an actual item, you can find my Amazon wish list here.

And, of course, if anyone has the contacts and power of persuasion to set me up on a blind date with actress Kristen Bell, I will work around her schedule.


What Matthew Hoy really wants for his birthday.

0 comments on “It's like a Garth Brooks song”

  1. Congratulations!

    Been enjoying your site for a long time.
    Wish you the very best!

  2. Happy Birthday.
    Apparently, we get happier and more content as we get older; something to look forward to!

  3. Happy birthday ... let us know how that Kristen Bell thing works out. With her show cancelled she must have some free time lying around ...

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