Sheryl Crow is lucky
By Matthew Hoy on April 23, 2007
As usual, the truth is probably somewhere between what busybodies Laurie David and Sheryl Crow say and this account from an anonymous eyewitness who appears a bit more friendly to Karl Rove.
Having said that, if Sheryl Crow had poked me in the chest, the unemployment rate would've gone down because she'd have to hire a lead guitarist.
Imagine if the "touching" was reversed.
For the record, Crow is now saying that the toilet paper thing was a joke.
Let Chevy Chase tell the jokes, Sheryl, you're no good at it.
For the record: It wasn't a joke in the first place. A joke would've been something at odds with her super-silly environmentalism (i.e. encouraging the use of virgin tree toilet paper in mass quantity).
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In the original blog post, Crow advanced three ‘bright ideas’:
* Use one sheet of toilet paper
* Washable sleeve-napkins
* A reality show pitting people / families against one another to see who had the ‘greenest’ lifestyle
Now she says the first was a joke. How about the second? What about the third? Was the first a joke, the third serious, and the second something in-between?
This is like watching a cat trying to cover up a dump on a linoleum floor. (With no toilet paper.)