A sane district court judge in San Francisco of all places has tossed out Michael Newdow's latest lawsuit claiming that "In God We Trust" on legal tender is, well, illegal.

Newdow claimed that by using coins and currency bearing the phrase, he is forced to carry religious dogma, proselytise and evangelise for monotheism.

You know, when the clerk at the 7-Eleven gives me change I always thought something more sinister was going on. 7-Eleven clerks are far more dangerous than those nuts at the airport asking for "Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts."