November 20, 2008
The Big Three (idiots)

This week's big dummies are Rick Wagoner, Robert Nardelli and Alan Mulally, the CEOs of GM, Chrysler and Ford respectively. They earn this award for being too stupid to realize that it might look bad if you flew to Washington in a private, luxury jet, to beg for money from the taxpayers. It's no wonder […]

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October 28, 2008
I'm willing to PR for Nike

Two weeks ago Arien O'Connell ran the race of her life. The 24-year-old schoolteacher from New York City ran the San Francisco Nike Women's Marathon in under three hours. She beat her own personal record by more than 12 minutes. Officially, O'Connell finished 26th. Twenty-five "elite" runners runners were given a 20 minute head start […]

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October 9, 2008
Point and laugh

I'm still feeling miserable, but here's today's evidence that the MSM doesn't know squat -- and is apparently proud of it. How did Newsweek convince Gov. Sarah Palin to pose with a rifle for its cover? Simple. It didn't. Instead, it used an archive (fancy speak for old) stock photo of her taken back in […]

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September 21, 2008
They don't believe in nothing; they believe in anything

That's an old G.K. Chesterton adage about what happens when men stop believing in God. In Friday's Wall Street Journal, Mollie Ziegler Hemingway points out that "comedian" Bill Maher is a prime example of Chesterton's statement. On Oct. 3, Mr. Maher debuts "Religulous," his documentary that attacks religious belief. He talks to Hasidic scholars, Jews […]

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September 20, 2008
Charlie Gibson -- Idiot

Video proof that Gibson's "Are we fighting a holy war?" question was perhaps the idiotic question to be asked of anyone this election season.

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September 5, 2008
This hotel will probably go out of business

Soldier forced to sleep in car after hotel refuses him a room

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April 3, 2008
Ted Turner's bison

Media mogul and nutjob Ted Turner has a ranch on which he raises animals which emit a lot of greenhouse gases. However, he does not propose to do away with his herds to save the planet. No, he predicts doom and gloom and humans resorting to cannibalism to survive once the Earth warms. Channeling my […]

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March 26, 2008
"Privacy" rights

Today's complete moron is Judi Hill, a supervisor in the Tulare County public library system. Hill reportedly fired aide Brenda Biesterfield after she reported to police a library patron using a library computer to view images of child pornography. On March 4, she called police when she saw Chrisler allegedly viewing the same kind of […]

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March 11, 2008
That's why they never made it off the island

Mary Ann was a little too familiar with Mary Jane.

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March 11, 2008
Cruisin' for a bruisin'

It appears that some "peace-activist" idiots in Pittsburgh, Pa., really want the tar beat out of them. On Wednesday, March 19, POG will be holding a torch-lit march to a modern day castle of abominations—our local military recruiting station. If the station remains open, we intend to evict it and everything inside of it, occupy […]

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