I saw this strip here and nearly fell out of my chair. It's funny because it's been my constant refrain for more than a year.
I saw this strip here and nearly fell out of my chair. It's funny because it's been my constant refrain for more than a year.
Especially this one from the Los Angeles Times. Re where Davis receives political contributions: What difference does it make where a prostitute conducts business; the intent is the same anywhere. Ed Pollack Apple Valley That one's funny. This one is simply too true -- and representative of how a great number of Californians feel. So, […]
A group of Brits had a yearlong Internet survey asking people to submit funny jokes and rank them. They also asked people their country of origin and various other statistically important things. The survey's over now, so you can't participate. But the results are in. The #1 joke in Canada just goes to show you […]
From a letter writer to National Review Online's "The Corner:" I thought you might enjoy hearing about an example of the environmental craziness unleashed in the Clinton military. As a military engineer, I was involved in an F-16 test program at Edwards AFB, CA. Evidently there was some endangered desert tortoise that was indigenous to […]
The latest accounting scandal involves a (forgive the laundry list of nations) "Russian-born Canadian under arrest in Germany." It seems the man is allegedly part of an arms-smuggling operation involving Middle East countries, including Iraq -- in violation of the U.N. arms embargo. The man's name? Arthur Andersen. Via Opinion-Journal.
In his latest column he takes on the silly lawsuits against fast food joints for selling tasty food. In the course of his column he offers a look forward at some upcoming lawsuits. I like this one: Inexplicably Single Men vs. the Stuck-up Women Who Think They're too Good. A class-action suit against the female […]
A friend of mine told me last night about an encounter his wife had a couple of weeks ago while flying back to San Diego from Chicago. Wife (reading sports page of newspaper): I can't believe the Padres are 19 games out of first place! Man seated next to her: Easy. Just settle down. Wife: […]
"I love all of you men, but you women even more. I appreciate every one of you, especially the ladies. You are good-looking, God bless you." -- Sen. Strom Thurmond, on his 99th birthday after being lauded by Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle. Priceless.