I was unaware of this CNN segment because I don’t get up that early in the morning—or stay awake that late on the West Coast. Jon Stewart explains:

I can’t wait until someone they awaken at that hour has the wits and the cojones to say: “Ashleigh, when I rolled over you were gone. Thanks for last night. You were great. And yes, that friend of yours…what’s her name? Z-something? Yeah, have her join us next time…”

I’m at a loss here, who’s actually doing serious journalism nowadays?