Having trouble paying your mortgage?

Matthew Hoy
By Matthew Hoy on October 5, 2008

Shoot yourself.

Fannie Mae said it will set aside the loan of a woman who shot herself as sheriff's deputies tried to evict her from her foreclosed home.

Fannie Mae foreclosed on the Akron, Ohio, home of Addie Polk, 90, after acquiring the mortgage in 2007.

Addie Polk, 90, of Akron, Ohio, became a symbol of the nation's home mortgage crisis when she was hospitalized after shooting herself at least twice in the upper body Wednesday afternoon.

On Friday, Fannie Mae spokesman Brian Faith said the mortgage association had decided to halt action against Polk and sign the property "outright" to her.

"We're going to forgive whatever outstanding balance she had on the loan and give her the house," Faith said. "Given the circumstances, we think it's appropriate."

So, how badly exactly do I have to wound myself to get the government to give me my home free and clear?

It brings to mind the scene in the movie "Serenity" where Capt. Malcolm Reynolds is arguing with a security guard over whether he should shoot him in the leg or just graze him so it can appear he put up a fight before getting robbed.

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