Sorry, but I just had to read about what I missed and this jumped up an bit me.

During her 23 days in jail, [Paris Hilton] said she meditated, read letters from fans, talked to other inmates through the vents, wrote in her journal and read the Bible, though she couldn't cite a favorite passage when asked.

This is suspiciously reminiscient of Howard Dean's choice of Job as his favorite New Testament book. Here's hoping that Paris is sincere, but I'm a pretty hard sell.