Bruce Fierstein over at The New York Observer is channeling the New York Times new public editor Ali bin-Zabar.

Ali: This is awful. Horrible. What about the gay wedding announcements? Debbie

Dear Ms. T: As you’re no doubt aware of the Koran’s position on homosexuality, let me be clear here: In the future, there will be no more pictures of Bruce and Seth—nor Beth and Beth—unless they appear under a headline “New Trends in Public Stoning.”

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