When someone toots their own horn, I'm apt to make the crack that I'll head down and grease the front door so I can get their ego through it. Well, grease wouldn't be nearly enough for rap "singer" Kanye West, last seen on this blog posing as Jesus Christ on the cover of Rolling Stone. From Friday's "Best of the Web Today":

That Was Easy

"Cocky rap star Kanye West is calling for a revised edition of the Bible, because he thinks he should be a character in it."--ContactMusic.com, Feb. 9

"And he found a new jawbone of an ass . . ."--Judges 15:15

I couldn't have said it better myself.