Well, it's been over a year since my driver's expired -- and the guy at the check-in counter was the first to notice.

An expired license is the same as having no ID at all, which means: secondary screening. Overall, no big deal. The guys searching me were quite personable and professional. They both got a kick out of my IMAO Know Thy Enemy -- French edition T-shirt.

We're first in line for the Greyhound of the skies -- Southwest Airlines. Isn't travelling grand?