Miss USA, Shandi Finnessey, is a "totally single and looking" Republican, by an odd coincidence, so am I!

A Republican, she told Reuters she would use her position to help explain America's involvement in Iraq. "What needed to be done had to be done," she said.

So, Shandi and I will be hooking up as soon as she is struck blind as begins suffering from just a touch of dementia.

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