Well, I've just paid big money to upgrade this site to "Blogger Pro" status. This allows me all sorts of additional features, most notably spell-checking (you know I need it, I know I need it), and a variety of other things that will help me, help you.

One of the bonuses of Blogger Pro is that I get some free advertising on the Blogger site. These advertisements are small and allow room for only a few words. I'm looking for help from my loyal readers on what slogan I should use that would get people to click that little button and come here and read what I have to say.

Send me an e-mail, via the link to the left, with your witty idea(s). The winner will have my undying appreciation and will receive special mention in a future post.