From today's "Best of the Web Today" at OpinionJournal.com:

Great Moments in Airport Security
Reader Dal Jeanis writes:

Regarding the three-year-old who was wanded: I had a similar experience flying with my two-year-old son to meet my wife in San Antonio. As well as wanding him, they made him take his shoes off! Well, in all honesty, he did fit the profile: a young single male with poor English skills traveling one-way.

Hilarious.