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From the country that shows more concern about the safety of burglars than of homeowners comes this report on how British law enforcement is making sure that the roadways are safe. LONDON (Reuters) - Police called in a spotter plane, helicopter and video-equipped patrol car to help convict a woman who ate an apple while […]

What good is having a Weblog if you can't help out your friends? A friend of mine has started her own Ebay store selling all sorts of handmade items. There's no cool electronics stuff, but plenty of good gifts for the fairer sex. So check it out.

Remind me never to write anything positive about Microsoft or Bill Gates again (see below). The Outlook folder that contained all of my blog-related correspondence has been corrupted and Microsoft's fix-it tool doesn't. So, if you've e-mailed me in the past day or so, your message is gone -- feel free to resend it. Argh!

...that some quasi-religious nuts were collecting fingernail clippings because they believe that hangnails have souls and giving them a religious burial. Would this outrage you? Would you go running to the press complaining about the cult of the cuticle being insensitive to your feelings? You wouldn't. You'd just laugh it off. If those wackos want […]

The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is donating $750 million for infant vaccinations.

An anonymous article on the U.N. officials and their "humanitarian" work in the wake of the south asian tsunami just shows how useless Jan Englund and his bunch are. What really irritated me was a scene I witnessed in the Lincoln’s wardroom a few days ago. I went in for breakfast as I usually do, […]

for comedienne Phyllis Diller. The only time she gets on TV nowadays is to provide some perspective and commentary when an old celebrity dies.

At last week's confirmation hearings for Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice, Sen. Joseph Biden (Plagiarist-Del.) suggested that Rice needed a little reality check when it came to the number of Iraqi troops we have trained. Rice puts the total number -- including police officers, border patrol, regular army -- at more than 100,000. Biden countered […]

I keep going to PoynterOnline's MediaNews feature hoping to see some sort of serious discussion of CBS's fradulent memos story. It hasn't happened -- and probably will never happen. Why? I think the two big questions that the independent report left unanswered -- the authenticity of the documents and whether political bias was the reason […]

SpongeBob SquarePants is not a homosexual, despite what some people say. You'd have thought they would've learned their lesson after the whole Tinky Winky episode. However, in their "defense," they're only using similar standards for determining sexual preference as others have used to determine that Abraham Lincoln was gay.