November 30, 2006
Look Ma! No brains!

Lindsay Lohan, known equally for her "acting" and hedonistic partying, has released a letter of condolence that she sent to the family of deceased director Robert Altman. Hollywood stars like Lohan have publicists, right? Maybe the publicist should hire a copyeditor before allowing Lohan to display her "writings" in public.

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November 6, 2006
Dumb, dumb, dumb

This item is dated Nov. 7, not April 1. Separating anatomy from what it means to be a man or a woman, New York City is moving forward with a plan to let people alter the sex on their birth certificate even if they have not had sex-change surgery. Under the rule being considered by […]

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November 1, 2006
It just writes itself

I go to work and Sen. John Kerry continues his meltdown. The smart thing to do is to issue the following statement: In a lame attempt to make a joke at the president's expense I misspoke. I am sorry. I never intended to insult our troops in uniform serving in Iraq. I hope they will […]

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October 31, 2006
John Kerry is an idiot

How else can you explain this stupidity: You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you dont, you get stuck in Iraq. And this guy thinks that he has […]

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October 14, 2006
Freshmen honors students are still freshmen

There's been some hubbub about 14-year-old Julia Wilson's MySpace page, which for a time featured a picture of President Bush, the words "Kill Bush" and a dagger stabbing him in the hand. Wilson, described as an honors student, isn't terribly bright. Her posting got her a visit from the Secret Service. Is the Secret Service […]

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October 12, 2006
People who think they're better than you

Alec Baldwin.

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October 1, 2006
You've got to be kidding me

Disgraced former GOP Rep. Mark Foley says he's going into rehab. According to the Drudge Report, a letter was sent to TV station WPBF by Foley includes this line. I strongly believe that I am an alcoholic and have accepted the need for immediate treatment for alcoholism and related behavioral problems. Foley may be alcoholic, […]

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September 28, 2006
Apparently it's on in those UC Berkeley Dorms

It's just sad. Really. MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, usually ignored here, is a sad, sad man. First off, the guy is the toast of the DailyKos set. Which means he's a nut. Second, there's this effort to toot his own horn, via NRO's Media Blog. Tonight, Keith Olbermann tried desperately to convince his viewers that they […]

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September 21, 2006
Is our children learning?

A letter to the editor in Wednesday's Union-Tribune raises the question: What are they teaching in our schools? Two speeches, two agendas In his political cartoon Sept. 13 Steve Breen apparently wanted to compare Lincoln's Gettysburg Address to President Bush's 9/11 speech. The difference is that Lincoln's speech was designed to bring the country together. […]

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September 20, 2006
I feel a countersuit coming on

California Attorney General Bill Lockyer, having solved all the other problems facing the state, has decided to sue carmakers over greenhouse gas emissions. Lockyer - a Democratic candidate for state treasurer in the November election - said the lawsuit states that under federal and state common law the automakers have created a public nuisance by […]

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