Columnist Ben Shapiro wins today's award with the following paragraph, part of an article summarizing some of Moveon.org's 30 second commercial finalists: I've saved two of the best for last. One of my favorites is Eric Martin's "Bush's Repair Shop." President Bush and Vice President Cheney are portrayed as mechanics, destroying a car they are […]
Still watching the stupid debate, but the most priceless moment of the night's debate just occurred. The speaker, Howard Dean: I am going to balance the budget and I'm going to do it in the sixth or seventh year of my administration. We're also going....What? And where the ellipsis occurs in that quote there was […]
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Caught this on the wire, but the article containing them by The Denver Post's John Henderson should make an appearance on the Web soon. The quotes, both courtesy of Blake Elliott of St. John's (Minn.): Best In-Your-Face-Trash-Talk comeback: Blake Elliott, St. John's (Minn.) wide receiver. After catching a pass and being told by a defensive […]
Now that Mad Cow Disease has been discovered in the United States, certain aspects of the Democratic presidential race have become apparent.
Usually Spamcatcher does an excellent job of filtering the tons of spam I get daily, but sometimes it's a little overzealous, so I scan through it periodically. Imagine my surprise when I got the following e-mail, it has been edited slightly so I can keep my PG rating intact. Subject: Fake ID for Muslims Need […]
"The Daily Show's" Jon Stewart had this to say last week regarding the fraudulent Mideast peace plan. And I vow that as long as there are imaginary treaties, signed by pretend delegates to create hypothetical peace, this fake news show will be there to cover it. That's about the extent of the coverage that this […]
Was listening to Ollie North on Fox News' "Hannity and Colmes" and he referred to "Saddamites." That threw me for a second, because I first interpreted it as "Sodomites." Call them Saddamists or something.
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