Up is down. Black is white.

From ABC News:

Gay Marriage Safe in Massachusetts
A Vote to Redefine Marriage as a Union Between a Man and a Woman Was Defeated

You've. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me.

Is there any doubt what the position of the headline writer and every other person who looked at that headline before it was posted online was?

Newsrooms may "look" like America, but they sure don't "think" like America.