I mean it. Right now. Hit the "refresh" button on your browser. You did it? Good. You are now two separate people. I'm not talking schizophrenia or multiple personality disorder here. I mean, you're really two separate people. Like the feeling? Hit refresh again. Now you're three separate people -- at least the way The […]
Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin, who has slowly been losing his mind, has started channeling Pat Roberston. Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin says John Kerry has been gaining in the polls every day since Oct. 21, and George Bush has been going down every day. "That's how God wants it to be," Harkin told a group of […]
After suffering nearly three years of stage fright, the world's most wanted piece of excrement made a video appearance just days before Americans go to the polls to vote. Both the Kerry campaign and the Bush administration will use Osama's appearance to their advantage. Kerry will once again decry the "outsourcing" of Tora Bora. Bush […]