I wouldn't wish a Kerry presidency on the country, but Teresa Heinz Kerry's mouth would provide an almost daily supply of material worth mocking. In an interview with USA Today, the multilingual African-American opines on First Lady Laura Bush. Q: You'd be different from Laura Bush? A: Well, you know, I don't know Laura Bush. […]
I must confess, I don't have a copy of those contingency plans, but I'm sure the government has them. The fact that the government has "contingency plans" for anything and everything is not newsworthy. Today's New York Times has an article entitled: "U.S. Has Contingency Plans for a Draft of Medical Workers." As I illustrated […]