We here at Hoystory would like to congratulate the 13th-ranked Div. I-AA Cal Poly Mustangs on their 14-7 win over South Dakota State.

*UPDATE* The Tribune of San Luis Obispo -- formerly known as the Telegram-Tribune -- has finally come to its senses and is choosing to post online the news articles for the Cal Poly football games.

Which brings us this gem from the coach of the losing South Dakota State team, John Stieglemeier.

We really believe in our hearts we should've won that football game. I believe that means we're a better team than they are.

Coach, you're never going to move up to I-A with quotes like that.