That title should get me some Google hits, and it has the bonus of being true.

Dowd takes aim at both Mel Gibson for his film "The Passion" and President Bush for opposing gay marriage.

She's mad at Mel because "The Passion" made her feel angry and violent.

Solution: Take some valium.

She's mad at Bush because he's "whipping up intolerance."

Solution: Read a newspaper. Who started this? The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom. If you think Bush started this thing you're definitely suffering from brain damage.

Do you have to fail an IQ test to get a job at the Times?