It's Presidents' Day and if you appreciate Hoystory and wish to send a few presidents my way, there's Amazon and Paypal links on the left. I'd also like to mention the Google ads, which are great for transferring funds from various Democrat campaigns to Hoystory. If you see a Howard Dean or John Kerry ad, click on it, deplete their warchests and support Hoystory.

If all of that seems like small potatoes and you're a reader of enormous wealth (Bill Gates, this means you), feel free to purchase this item for me.