Basically whatever I can afford, which happens to be a Chevy Cavalier. You've got some people who are going around with an anti-SUV campaign asking the question: What Would Jesus Drive? Isn't that clever? I didn't think so either.

But over at one of my favorite sites, Little Green Footballs, someone asked the question: What Would Mohammed Drive?

One reader's answer: Israel, into the sea.

Sad, but probably true.