Well, it's been called the Anti-Christian Liberal Union, but the ACLU had really outdone itself this time. Foxnews reported on its Web site earlier this week that the ACLU has said it would file a lawsuit against the mayor of Inglis, Fla. (population 1,400) if a proclamation banning Satan from the town limits isn't removed from posts at the town's limits.

"We have constitutional protections against the establishment of religions," ACLU attorney Gary S. Edinger said. "When it is not followed, and in fact rubbed in the nose of the public, it becomes a little more important."

A few things to note:

1. The proclamation was issued on Halloween.
2. There is no evidence that Satan is actually abiding by the proclamation.
3. Does the ACLU have permission to represent Satan?
4. If it doesn't, does this mean that the ACLU is Satan?