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I got back from Hume Lake in the Sequoia National Forest on Sunday afternoon -- completely burned out. It's taken me several hours of scanning the Web sites to see what I've missed. I didn't read Friday or Saturday's newspaper -- for the first time in nearly a year. It was kinda nice. Updates are […]

I'm leaving in a few short hours for a weekend in the mountains. Regular programming will return late Sunday night/Monday morning.

Well, you can't always trust what you read on the Internet. I'm usually the skeptical one. When I get those e-mails warning about some new virus, I check it out first. When I get e-mails suggesting that Madeline Murray O'Hair is suing the FCC to ban the broadcast of Christmas songs, I patiently point out […]

Vice President Dick Cheney's drunken, brawling, Tyson-esque Secret Service agents won't be facing charges for thier part in a brawl that left a local man missing part of his ear. The North County Times reported that the whole situation was so muddled that no one could be convicted of anything. Whatever the comment, a fight […]

The Council on American-Islamic Relations released its real report [Adobe Acrobat required] on Muslim civil rights in America on Tuesday. One interesting theme that appears to run throughout the report is that CAIR believes, either naively or stupidly, that the events of Sept. 11 would result in no backlash against Arabs or Muslims. Well, in […]

Following up on my post about ABC's "The Bachelor," it appears that I was right about Alex Michel being something less than chivalrous. It turns out he's a lecherous piece of scum. Blogger Alex Rubalcava has posted some e-mails reportedly making their way through Harvard circles. Included is one reportedly from "the Bachelor" in which […]

Saudi Arabia has been buying PR ads touting their close friendship with America. Well, with friends like them, who really needs any enemies. They deliver "lectures" and "ultimatums" to our president. They persecute Christians. They fund Palestinian suicide bombers with telethons. They fund madrassas that teach a radical, intolerant form of Islam that directly resulted […]

Hoystory has managed to get an advance copy of the Council on American-Islamic Relations 2002 report on civil rights. We spared no expense as we plied an unsuspecting CAIR intern with vodka and "exotic dancers." Here is the executive summary of the report: This year's report records a 200 percent increase in the number of […]

I've got a confession to make. I'm 29 and I'm single. Now this isn't a bad thing, really mother. I've had various plans for finding a mate. The first one was to go on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" win the million and then go on "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire." Skippy and […]

The Council on Islamic American Relations (CAIR) is set to release a their annual report on the state of American Muslim Civil Rights on Tuesday. Check back here for a thorough dissection of it. If you're checking it out yourself on Tuesday, think about what CAIR is complaining about vis a vis what Christians or […]