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Former Vermont Gov. Howard "Yaaaargh!" Dean says that last Friday's Madrid bombings are President Bush's fault. No, Dean is not (quite) blaming Bush for actually planting the bombs -- Bush was in the United States at the time -- but that the war to topple Saddam Hussein (and Spain's support of that war) was the […]

A pro-lifer goes to a campaign event for Sen. John Kerry with a sign reading simply: "My abortion hurt me." In response, a Kerry staffer grabs the sign and tears it to pieces.

Singer Jessica Simpson, more famous for her incredible stupidity (So, is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?) than her singing ability has done it again. Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: […]

A certain Hoystory reader who shall remain named my father, has, in seeming defense of John "Flipper" Kerry, asked if there are any issues on which President Bush has flip-flopped. The answer, of course, is yes -- probably most notably the imposition of those horrible steel tariffs. But there are many issues on which Bush […]

Terrorist "martyr" Rachel Corrie died one year ago today. To see what lessons have been learned from her death, check this out.

Last week the Bush administration put out some positive ads which included brief glimpses of ground zero and 9/11. Unsurprisingly, some families of 9/11 victims screamed bloody murder at President Bush using images "for political gain." Well, it turns out that these individuals were part of a coordinated campaign by a liberal anti-war group. It […]

This isn't from the conservative Media Research Center (though I've never heard it charged that they fudge their data -- really, there's no need), so maybe Eric Alterman will consider MediaChannel.org's finding that the three major networks have been bashing President Bush and cheerleading for Sen. John "Flipper" Kerry. Mainstream news organizations may "filter" the […]

Last year, nutjob wacko "columnist"/"cartoonist" Ted Rall wrote that it was likely that dictator-for-life George W. Bush would cancel this year's general election. Considering the fact that the United States even managed to have a presidential election at the height of the Civil War, Rall's lame charge was tantamount to saying that President Bush would […]

The New York Times' lone conservative columnist, David Brooks, has an excellent column today on "The Boston Fog Machine." A taste: [T]he 1990's were a confusing decade. The certainties of the cold war were gone and new threats appeared. It fell to one man, John Kerry, the Human Nebula, to bring fog out of the […]

From the Chicago Sun-Times on kids covering John "Flipper" Kerry: Politics 101 As part of a nationwide team covering the presidential race for kid-oriented Scholastic News, 11-year-old Mitchel Hochberg of Northbrook queried John Kerry at an Evanston senior center this week. Hochberg, a fifth-grader, noted that President Bush and Kerry have exchanged unusually aggressive barbs […]