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Democrat presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, skiing on the Utah slopes, fell after he ran into a member of his Secret Service detail when the agent inadvertantly strayed into his path. Kerry's defender-of-the-common-man response: When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall […]

According to a blurb on the Drudge Report Sen. John Kerry doesn't want foreign leaders to endorse him. KERRY: NO FOREIGN ENDORSEMENTS, PLEASE... Kerry Foreign Policy Advisor Rand Beers issued the following statement today: '...It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America's presidential election. John Kerry does not […]

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that this past winter was "average."

The Donald is looking to trademark the phrase "You're Fired." So, in the future if you are let go by your boss with the famous phrase, you can report your boss to Trump who can take legal action.

If it's true, it's great news -- al Qaeda's No. 2 man, Ayman al-Zawahiri, may be cornered near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border.

Former Vice President Al Gore made a name for himself in the 2000 election as a teller of tall tales. It looks like Sen. John Kerry is following in his footsteps.

Former Vermont Gov. Howard "Yaaaargh!" Dean says that last Friday's Madrid bombings are President Bush's fault. No, Dean is not (quite) blaming Bush for actually planting the bombs -- Bush was in the United States at the time -- but that the war to topple Saddam Hussein (and Spain's support of that war) was the […]

A pro-lifer goes to a campaign event for Sen. John Kerry with a sign reading simply: "My abortion hurt me." In response, a Kerry staffer grabs the sign and tears it to pieces.

Singer Jessica Simpson, more famous for her incredible stupidity (So, is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?) than her singing ability has done it again. Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: […]

A certain Hoystory reader who shall remain named my father, has, in seeming defense of John "Flipper" Kerry, asked if there are any issues on which President Bush has flip-flopped. The answer, of course, is yes -- probably most notably the imposition of those horrible steel tariffs. But there are many issues on which Bush […]