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The Donald is looking to trademark the phrase "You're Fired." So, in the future if you are let go by your boss with the famous phrase, you can report your boss to Trump who can take legal action.

If it's true, it's great news -- al Qaeda's No. 2 man, Ayman al-Zawahiri, may be cornered near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border.

Former Vice President Al Gore made a name for himself in the 2000 election as a teller of tall tales. It looks like Sen. John Kerry is following in his footsteps.

Former Vermont Gov. Howard "Yaaaargh!" Dean says that last Friday's Madrid bombings are President Bush's fault. No, Dean is not (quite) blaming Bush for actually planting the bombs -- Bush was in the United States at the time -- but that the war to topple Saddam Hussein (and Spain's support of that war) was the […]

A pro-lifer goes to a campaign event for Sen. John Kerry with a sign reading simply: "My abortion hurt me." In response, a Kerry staffer grabs the sign and tears it to pieces.

Singer Jessica Simpson, more famous for her incredible stupidity (So, is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?) than her singing ability has done it again. Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: […]

A certain Hoystory reader who shall remain named my father, has, in seeming defense of John "Flipper" Kerry, asked if there are any issues on which President Bush has flip-flopped. The answer, of course, is yes -- probably most notably the imposition of those horrible steel tariffs. But there are many issues on which Bush […]

Terrorist "martyr" Rachel Corrie died one year ago today. To see what lessons have been learned from her death, check this out.

Last week the Bush administration put out some positive ads which included brief glimpses of ground zero and 9/11. Unsurprisingly, some families of 9/11 victims screamed bloody murder at President Bush using images "for political gain." Well, it turns out that these individuals were part of a coordinated campaign by a liberal anti-war group. It […]

This isn't from the conservative Media Research Center (though I've never heard it charged that they fudge their data -- really, there's no need), so maybe Eric Alterman will consider MediaChannel.org's finding that the three major networks have been bashing President Bush and cheerleading for Sen. John "Flipper" Kerry. Mainstream news organizations may "filter" the […]