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In a purely heterosexual sense, that is. Not that any of these would ever be used, but it would be hilarious. My favorites sayings as O'Rourke channels the George W. Bush that we would all like to hear: (1) My opponent, Massachusetts senator John Kerry--or, as I like to think of him, Teddy Kennedy with […]

Friday evening, just hours before the presidential debate, Matt Drudge broke a story on ABC News' double standard for the presidential candidates. Kerry distorts, takes out of context, and mistakes all the time, but these are not central to his efforts to win. We have a responsibility to hold both sides accountable to the public […]

I spent most of today out with my grandmother helping her get a new computer. Her old AMD K6-2 Windows98 machine was getting really clunky. So, now she's got a new eMachines box with more than she'll probably ever use for less than $500. The unfortunate thing was, as expected, Service Pack 2 for WindowsXP […]

The New York Times has a lukewarm editorial on Saturday's historic election in Afghanistan. As I read the piece, I couldn't help but be reminded of the Times editorial on the Venezuelan referendum which called on those who complained of obvious, widespread fraud to simply shut up. The Times is always more pessimistic when anything […]

Near the end of the panel discussion, National Public Radio's Juan Williams made the claim that the White House had written Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi's speech to Congress and comments with the president at a Rose Garden ceremony. Dear Chris, Juan Williams claimed that the White House wrote Iraqi Prime Minister Ayad Allawi's speech […]

I'm trying to watch as "Fox News Sunday" host Chris Wallace interviews Democrat vice-presidential wannabe Sen. John Edwards, and I just can't take it any more. On Iraq, Edwards insisted that Saddam Hussein could've been taken care of using sanctions, despite the report by the Iraq Survey Group's Charles Duelfer that showed the "sanctions" were […]

The No. 10-ranked Cal Poly Mustangs pulled out another victory, this time over Southern Utah, thanks to Mustang cornerback Karl Ivory's interception in the end zone with less than a minute to go. Next victim: Texas State.

Last year, the euroweenies who award the Nobel Peace Prize decided to give it to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter -- not for any work he's done, but as an effort to stick it to President George W. Bush. This year, they've given it to a nutjob who believes that AIDS was created by evil […]

I heard most of the debate on the newsroom TVs as I was working on Saturday's paper. Overall, I thought President Bush did a much better job than last time. I think he's much more comfortable when he can interact with people, instead of just a TV camera. One thing that struck me about the […]

When I saw this, my jaw just dropped. Drudge has a copy of an ABC News memo directing reporters to hold the Bush and Kerry campaigns to different standards of the truth -- Bush to the higher standard; Kerry to the lower. Kerry distorts, takes out of context, and mistakes all the time, but these […]