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Barack Obama had the following to say last month at a Wisconsin Democratic Party Founders Day gala: Obama would criticize McCain in a far less attractive manner, saying, "I am looking forward to a debate with John McCain. John McCain is a good man. He's an American hero. We honor his service to this nation. […]

Today's complete moron is Judi Hill, a supervisor in the Tulare County public library system. Hill reportedly fired aide Brenda Biesterfield after she reported to police a library patron using a library computer to view images of child pornography. On March 4, she called police when she saw Chrisler allegedly viewing the same kind of […]

Herb Peterson, inventor of McDonald's Egg McMuffin has died -- at 89. Apparently he didn't eat too many of them. My clogged arteries salute you.

It should come as little surprise when you consider how completely Saddam Hussein was able to corrupt the United Nations and its oil-for-palaces program that he was also able to corrupt three liberal Democrats. Saddam Hussein's intelligence agency footed the bill for a U.S. congressional delegation's trip during a buildup to the Iraq war, according […]

I get digital cable with a bunch of the extra sports channels. In the past three or four days, it seems like every time I flip past CSTV they're replaying the UConn/USD game that USD won 70-69 in OT. USD was bounced out Sunday by Western Kentucky, but that game was truly an instant classic.

Exhibit A for the proposition that Sen. Barack Obama can speak and the mere rhythm and pitch of his voice can cause normally intelligent people's brains to fall out was the mainstream media reaction to his "race speech" last week. Obama spoke eloquently on the issue of race and used his skills as a Jedi […]

That global warming thing has apparently forgotten Michigan. Normally in March, we get about 8.3 inches of snow, said Dennis Kahlbaum, a University of Michigan weather observer. So far in March, with more than a week to go, we've seen 16.7 inches of fluffy precipitation. A good chunk of that came Friday night and early […]

It's in a newspaper, so it must be true. He's had many an unkind comment about his looks when set against the radiant beauty of girlfriend Sienna Miller. But Rhys Ifans seems likely to have the last laugh because psychologists reckon that happier marriages result from attractive women who wed uglier men. And women who […]

I, like most people, am hesitant to use beta software. It's usually buggier than a termite mound and crashes more than a sauced-up Teddy Kennedy. However, I've been using the latest beta version of the Firefox browser (available here) and I must say that it, even in beta form, is a marked improvement over Firefox […]

James Carville should be ashamed of himself. The reaction of some of Mr. Clinton’s allies suggests that might have been a wise decision. “An act of betrayal,” said James Carville, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton and a friend of Mr. Clinton. “Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold […]