March 20, 2004
Who's supporting whom?

You can find out who your neighbors are contributing to in the presidential race -- or the who's who in your town. The Bush campaign, however, may want to get in touch with this guy to campaign for them. Who would've guessed?

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March 20, 2004
Disdain for the "little people"

Democrat presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry, skiing on the Utah slopes, fell after he ran into a member of his Secret Service detail when the agent inadvertantly strayed into his path. Kerry's defender-of-the-common-man response: When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, Kerry said sharply, "I don't fall […]

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March 19, 2004
Isn't it a little late for this?

According to a blurb on the Drudge Report Sen. John Kerry doesn't want foreign leaders to endorse him. KERRY: NO FOREIGN ENDORSEMENTS, PLEASE... Kerry Foreign Policy Advisor Rand Beers issued the following statement today: '...It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America's presidential election. John Kerry does not […]

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March 18, 2004
What global warming?

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that this past winter was "average."

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March 18, 2004
Getting back at your ex-boss

The Donald is looking to trademark the phrase "You're Fired." So, in the future if you are let go by your boss with the famous phrase, you can report your boss to Trump who can take legal action.

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March 18, 2004
"Distracted?" No

If it's true, it's great news -- al Qaeda's No. 2 man, Ayman al-Zawahiri, may be cornered near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border.

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March 17, 2004
Kerry and Gore

Former Vice President Al Gore made a name for himself in the 2000 election as a teller of tall tales. It looks like Sen. John Kerry is following in his footsteps.

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March 17, 2004
So Iraq is part of the war on terror

Former Vermont Gov. Howard "Yaaaargh!" Dean says that last Friday's Madrid bombings are President Bush's fault. No, Dean is not (quite) blaming Bush for actually planting the bombs -- Bush was in the United States at the time -- but that the war to topple Saddam Hussein (and Spain's support of that war) was the […]

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March 16, 2004
More stifling of dissent

A pro-lifer goes to a campaign event for Sen. John Kerry with a sign reading simply: "My abortion hurt me." In response, a Kerry staffer grabs the sign and tears it to pieces.

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March 16, 2004
Beautiful, but dumb

Singer Jessica Simpson, more famous for her incredible stupidity (So, is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?) than her singing ability has done it again. Simpson, whose verbal gaffes are also legendary, pulled another one Sunday visiting the White House, our sources say. The singer was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and gushed: […]

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