I'm watching MSNBC right now, mainly because it's about the only major news channel that's LIVE right now and they've got radio talk show host Kim Serafin on. To quote Steve Martin from "Parenthood":

Gil Buckman (Steve Martin) to his son: What do we say when we see a pretty woman?
Son: Hubba, hubba.

The only apparent downside is that she's a vegetarian -- and I love to eat dead animals.

The search for the perfect woman continues.

(Of course, if anyone knows her and would like to make some introductions, I'm definitely open to it.)